We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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