i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
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Do I have a choice?
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Just puked most of my soul out..
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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