I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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