She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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