I love black thongs
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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