these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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