hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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