Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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