Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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