Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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