Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
do herpes really smell.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He did a backflip because drugs
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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