Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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