we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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