if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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