I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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