Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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