break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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