I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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