We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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