i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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