new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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