i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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