i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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