umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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