brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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