Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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