Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Is Oprah even human
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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