ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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