I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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