I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
