o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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