But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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