Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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