I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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