She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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