singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Randomize
