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I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them

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(850): View more from Florida

We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.

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(720): View more from Colorado

morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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(904): View more from Florida

Was it cool?

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About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.

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(703): View more from Virginia

They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas

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(360): View more from Washington

YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED

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(415): View more from California

I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though

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