I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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