dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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