Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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