Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
high people should be assigned attendants
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Randomize
