I accidentally burped into my bong.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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