That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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