your parents love me but you hate me
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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