one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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