i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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