if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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