idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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