that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
