Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
