I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
