Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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