You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Enjoy the penises
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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