They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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