Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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