What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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