There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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