Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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