Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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